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COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
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I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
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WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

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ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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