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My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE – "If you're going kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" My
mother taught me RELIGION – My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My
mother taught me LOGIC - My
Mother taught me LOGIC #2 - My
mother taught me FORESIGHT - My
mother taught me IRONY - My
mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - My
mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - My
mother taught me about STAMINA - My
mother taught me about WEATHER - My
mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - My
mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - My
mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - My
mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - My
Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - My
Mother taught me about RECEIVING - My
Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - My
Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - My
Mother taught me ESP - My
Mother taught me HUMOUR - My
Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - My
Mother taught me about GENETICS - My
Mother taught me about my ROOTS - My
Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - My
Mother taught me about JUSTICE -
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