Never eat more than
you can lift. - Miss Piggy
Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it only
makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter
Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful. - Mae West
Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna
If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit by
me. - Alice Longworth
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't
do it in the street and frighten the horses.-Mrs. Patrick Campbell
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn
Monroe
I think... therefore I'm single. - Liz Winston
When faced with a decision always ask "What would be the most
fun?" - Peggy Walker
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win...
you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
If you're all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed. - Kate
Halverson
Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller
