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  Advice From Sassy Women


Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful. - Mae West

Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna

If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit by me. - Alice Longworth

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.-Mrs. Patrick Campbell

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

I think... therefore I'm single. - Liz Winston

When faced with a decision always ask "What would be the most fun?" - Peggy Walker

I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler

What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win... you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

If you're all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed. - Kate Halverson

Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller