What Religion Are You?
little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church. Only
the janitor was there.
One said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play
with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet
bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion
do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on
you. We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you in it. We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
"Yes. What do you think that means?"
"That means we're Pisscopalians."